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Finally Normal
Copyright © 2004 Kelli Caldwell
ROUGH A CAPPELLA VERSION!
Gary—wasn't—married
What's the matter, Son?
Countdown has begun—
Get yourself a pretty wife soon
(Hurry, hurry, we'll start to worry)
Oh, get yourself a pretty wife soon
Sherry—wasn't thinking clearly
What's your problem, Girl?
You're in "Another World"
Get yourself a wedding ring soon
(You'll need a karat to be of merit)
Oh, get yourself a wedding ring soon
But then one day Gary met Sherry
Listening to music at the waterfront park
They spent all day shooting at the breezes
And neither one felt even—a spark
Chorus:
But beggars can't be choosers
And waiting is for losers
So meet me at eight in white
We'll be married by the morning
Won't our parents be adoring
And we'll finally be normal
And what else do we need?
Gary—finally got married
What's the matter, Son?
Countdown has begun—
Make yourself some little ones soon
(put a dozen in the oven )
Oh, make yourself some little ones soon
Sherry—always quite contrary
What's your problem, Girl?
You're in another world
Get yourself in bigger clothes soon
(it doesn't matter if they flatter)
Get yourself in bigger clothes soon
So then one day Sherry told Gary
A purposeful vacation is all that I want
To spend all day shooting at the target
Then hear the pitter patter in a matter of months
Chorus:
Cause beggars can't be choosers
And waiting is for losers
So meet me at eight in white
We're made fertile for a reason
We'll be parents in a season
And we'll finally be normal
And what else do we need?
Oh yeah, we'll finally be normal
So what else do we need?
Yeah—we'll finally be normal
So what else do we need?
Cause beggars can't be choosers
And waiting is for losers
So meet me at eight in white
We'll be married by the morning
Won't our parents be adoring
And we'll finally be normal
Oh, what else do we need?
Oh yeah, we'll finally be normal
So what else do we need?
Lyric notes: Oh... that pressure to get or be married, like there's something wrong with you, if you're not... and then the minute you do get married, when're you going to have kids? My family's not bad this way, but a lot of people are.
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