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Money Makes Three
Copyright © 2004 Kelli Caldwell
ROUGH A CAPPELLA VERSION!
Hot Mother never made her dream
Sold her daughter into slavery—
Dead-beat Daddy never cared at all
Til he heard her on the radio—
Been waiting for my ride to come
We’ll be loving when the show is done
Chorus:
Money makes three: rich and famous
We can make it in this world
Daddy’s little meal ticket
Momma’s sexy little girl
And if you sacrifice we’ll live in paradise
And think of all the friends you’ll have—
Fives years under selling light
Popping pills will keep the pressure right—
Caught her splurging on a celery stick
Consequences: want to lose your gig?—
When shooting for the super stars
Means for sleeping in the mini bar
Chorus:
Money makes three: rich and famous
We can make it in this world
Daddy’s little meal ticket
Momma’s sexy little girl
And if you sacrifice we’ll live in paradise
And think of all the friends you’ll have—
Bridge:
And if she dies young
What a legend she’ll become
And if she does it right
Fifty dollars per tear
(We’re—so—proud)
Shot Mother on a Tabloid Show
Can’t believe it: where’d my baby go?—
Choked-Up Daddy on the TV screen
Selling books has been my therapy—
Still hope for all you loyal fans
Little sister’s started making plans
Chorus:
Money makes three: rich and famous
We can make it in this world
Daddy’s little meal ticket
Momma’s sexy little girl
And if you sacrifice we’ll live in paradise
Lyric notes: wondering about the real lives of starts like Jessica Simpson and Brittany Spears...
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