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Painfully Low Levels of Love - Country
Copyright © 2003 Kelli Caldwell
ROUGH A CAPPELLA VERSION!
Painfully low levels of love
The doctor kept on saying
Painfully low levels of love
Get this girl into the ICU—stat
Painfully low?
Does it really show?
Do you have to say that quite so loudly?
Chorus:
I took my misery
To the ER
They can fix everything on TV
Treat my misery
Intravenously
Maybe you can cure me
Painfully low levels of love
The experts heads were shaking
Painfully low levels of love
This is really sad
Never seen it so bad
Painfully low?
Operation? No!
Do we have to go to that extreme? Please…
Chorus:
I took my misery
To the ER
They can fix everything on TV
Treat my misery
Intravenously
And maybe you can cure me
Maybe you can cure me
My momma said I ought to meet a doctor
I don’t think this is what she had in mind
Painfully Low Levels of Love
The papers read, But She Isn’t Dead, Yet
Painfully Low Levels of Love
On the evening news
Any channel you choose
Painfully low
Now the world knows
Anywhere I go, like a tabloid show
No, no, no—comment
Chorus:
I took my misery
To the ER
They can fix everything on TV
Treat my misery
Intravenously
And maybe you can cure me
Maybe you can cure me
Painfully low levels of love
The announcer kept on saying
Painfully low levels of love
On a reality show
How far can it go?
Painfully low
Does the family know?
Well if not before
It’s no secret anymore
No, no, no—
Chorus:
I took my misery
To the ER
They can fix everything on TV
Treat my misery
Intravenously
And maybe you can cure me
Maybe you can cure me
Maybe you can cure me
Or maybe not
Maybe I’m a lost cause
Could be
Bridge:
Or maybe you could study up on the problem
And use me as a guinea pig
Maybe you could lobby for some federal funding
And use me as the poster child
Chorus:
I took my misery
To the ER
They can fix everything on TV
Treat my misery
Intravenously
And maybe you can cure me
Maybe you can cure me
Maybe you can cure me
Or maybe not
Maybe I’m a lost cause
Lyric notes: a little too long, needs editing ...
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