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Santa in a Red Sportscar - Novelty/Holiday ~ 156BPM
Copyright © 2000 Kelli Caldwell
ROUGH A CAPPELLA VERSION!
Santa is behind me in a red sportscar
He drives a little too fast
Santa speeds by me in his red sportscar
I see he’s in a hurry
Then I start to wonder
What does Santa do
When he isn’t working on Christmas?
Does Santa have a condo down in Malibu
Or a time-share in Jamaica?
I think if I was Santa
That’s what I would do
Screw the snow and go south
Santa gets a ticket on the interstate
He ought to know better
And check out Mrs. Santa, she is really irate
Yeah, I’m a rubber necker
But then I start to wonder
What the Santas do
When they aren’t working on Christmas
Do the Santas like to take a Carribean cruise?
Have they ever been on the Love Boat?
If I was Mrs. Santa that’s what I would want to do
Screw the snow and go south
Does Santa like to jet ski?
Does Mrs. Santa wear a bikini?
Does Santa need a passport?
And has he ever been to traffic court?
Then I start to wonder
What does Santa do
When he isn’t working on Christmas
Does Santa like to listen to a Latin tune?
While he sips on a margarita
I think if I was Santa
That’s what I would want to do
Screw the snow and go south
Santa’s on a mission in his red sportscar
The Law is no deterant
Flying by again in his red sportscar
And I’m inclined to follow
Cause now I really wonder
What the Santas do
When they aren’t working on Christmas
If they hit the Riviera
Would the Santas go nude?
I think if I was Santa
That’s what I would want to do
Screw the snow and go south
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