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Would Not, Could Not - Novelty
Copyright © 2000 Kelli Caldwell
ROUGH A CAPPELLA VERSION!
I think you’ve been reading a few too many books
I think you’re applying the things you’ve learned
A little misguidedly
This is what I’m hearing so far:
Chorus:
I would not love you in a box
I would not love you with some rocks
I would not love you in the rain
I would not love you in a drain
I would not, could not if I tried
I would not, could not if you cried
I do not like green eyes at all
I do not like you cause you’re small
I do not want you in a jam
I do not want you—scram!
Verse:
Chorus2:
I would not love you in a car
I would not love you near or far
I would not love you in Milan
I would not love you in a garbage can
I would not, could not if I cared
I would not, could not if I dared
I do not like you in the least
I do not like you in the west or east
I do not want you with some spam
I do not want you—slam!
I would not love you as a joke
I would not love you with a Coke
I did not love you yesterday
I will not love you by the end of May
I would not, could not if I might
I would not could not, if you fight
I do not like you any way
I don’t want to hear a single thing you say
I do not want you on the lam
I do not want you—ba bam bam!
I would not love you in a daze
I would not love you in a crazy maze
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